I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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