if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
