Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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