do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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