is your mom at the bar?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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