every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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