At least make sure they are 18
Why
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Houston, we have a blender
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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