he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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