i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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