I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This show inspires me to have sex in space
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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