Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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