how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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