yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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