There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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