sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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