Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So apparently I’m into choking now
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