I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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