i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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