is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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