i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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