The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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