Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
