you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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