you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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