Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
