Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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