Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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