I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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