It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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