Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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