Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have post one night stand depression
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