I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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