You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
