i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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