so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
did you just send me my own nude
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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