When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im six kinds of drunk right now
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
