found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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