in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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