But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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