there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
