I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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