so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
