Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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