love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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