Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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