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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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