big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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