How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
he's single and there are thong briefs.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
