Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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