And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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