Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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