I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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