she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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