Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We got so high we made milksteak
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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