I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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